Wednesday, April 12, 2006

coughackwheeze

This blog is quarantined until further notice. If you suspect that you've come into direct contact with any aspect of this blog, immediately wash thoroughly with warm soapy water and monitor your condition for any signs of scratchy throat and dry, hacking, chest-bruising, incontinence-encouraging cough.

Bring me a blanket. Turn up the A/C! Send lots of cough syrup. With alcohol. Or, just send alcohol. Lots of it. Why'd you bring me this damn blanket? It's hot as shit in here! Brrr.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Even when you're sick you're funny.

Sometimes the world just isn't fair (that's me complaining about not being funny).

I hope you feel better soon!!!

Me said...

Ack! Bad flu germs, bad! Now, you get away from Manxome before I open a can of whoop ass on you!

Don't worry sister, I'll disinfect the place for you *grin*

spotted elephant said...

Ah, yuck. Hope it runs its course quickly.

lost clown said...

oh I had that all ready, so I'm ok. Sorry though it definitely sucks.

manxome said...

Damn, I think the well wishes/threat of whoop ass is working. While I'd still like to take a bath in a tub of ice cubes, at this rate I ought to be 100% by the time I have to board a plane this Sunday!

Cookies. Both the airline and the hotel give out chocolate chip cookies. We didn't even plan it that way.

I can't lose. Well wishes, whoop ass, and cookie promises.