Late Monday Randomness: Exploding Edition

PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE:
Spotted Elephant sighs, Oh, It's Hard To Be a Man when one laments out just how hard it is:

Here's a situation - A man and woman, both intoxicated, go home together and end up having some sort of sexual intercourse. ...

Men and women should enjoy the same notion of responsibility as well as privilege when it comes to sex.

Here's the situation: You can talk to me about my responsibility when I have the same privilege as you. Until then, stop whining and start acting, you know, responsible.

PEOPLE WHO WANT TO MAKE YOUR HEAD EXPLODE, BUT YOU JUST ROLL YOUR EYES:
Gordo finds Malkin Outraged Again because the Texas Rangers had a fundrasier in celelebration of Cinco de Mayo, and snarks:

Other Texas Rangers promotions not mentioned on ESPN include Hot Dog Night (May 3), $1 Ice Cream Night (May 7), and Baseball Card Night (May 25). It’s a conspiracy, I tell ya!

Because that's just some great snark.

PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU WONDER IF ALL OF HUMANITY DIED IN AN EXPLOSION:
zuzu says This Has To Be One of The Saddest Things I’ve Read Lately

“When Jared first started talking about joining the Army, I thought, ‘Well, that isn’t going to happen,’ ” said Paul Guinther, Jared’s father. “I told my wife not to worry about it. They’re not going to take anybody in the service who’s autistic.”

Yes, a recruiter cornered and signed up a teenager with autism. Something for my nephew to look forward to.

PEOPLE WHO MAKE GREAT GRAPHICS MAKES MY HEAD EXPLODE:
Jill's Contra-Contraception covers a NYT article with a kickass graphic.

PEOPLE WHO MAKE MY HEART EXPLODE:
The people I spoke to last night for 2:38:59. I hereby challenge the one I spoke with for 98% of that call, along with my mother and my friend Linda, to a talk-off. Even odds. It will be brutal!
P.S. Best phone call ever.