Miracle of the Uterine Wall

(Snarkland, AL) - Members of the Vast Reality-Based Conspiracy want to share what they're calling a miracle.

Flooding caused some drywall at an Alabama strip-mall church to buckle into an image that its flock believes is an image of the all-powerful Uterus.

A picture frame was hung up around the mark in an attempt to contain its awsome power until state abortion bans kick in. Since people can't help but line up to cop a feel, several people claim they've discovered knowledge.

"Many have deconverted," the Pastor Ella may have said. "One young woman that belonged here was scheduled to take a chastity pledge. She laid her hand there on the uterine wall, and the next week she started spouting off about the Patriarchy. I just can't see where, why, how."

Church members say miracles of logic occur when you touch the wall. "From touching that, my ignorance began to clear up completely," Benita may have said.

Skeptics like James are not sure what to make of it. He suffers from male entitlement and is hoping for an even better life. "I heard about it a couple of hours ago," said James. When he was asked why he came, his response was "I don't know, I just wanted to see naked girl parts."

"You also have to look at it through your opened eyes and be able to recognize that it is personal autonomy on that wall," Benita may have realized.

Church leaders say it really doesn't matter if you believe any of the testimonials about people getting some sense knocked into them. But what is a fact, is that more and more people are becoming radical feminists every day.










Photo credit: Unleashing of the Womb that Destroyed Manhattan by Marcus at GiFS