Dear Senators,

How come I still haven't heard from you? You promised that you would support me. You promised that you would defend me no matter what. The truth is, we've been separated for a long time now. You brag about about how much you love me, about how I am your foundation, but you never come home. Whenever I try to get through to you, you tell me that now is not a good time, then hang up and go out with your rich friends and get drunk with power.

I am tired of being neglected. I refuse to be associated with you any longer. I am fighting back.

Sincerely,
The Constitution

cc:
Congress
Executive Branch