FAsQ (Frequently Asked search Questions)
March 25, 2006 edition
Where Google and Abby meet in a freak Sitemeter accident to answer your internet search queries.
DEAR GABBY: how to clambake -- ROASTED AND TOASTED IN RICHMOND, VA
DEAR ROASTED: You'll need a tired plot, a guitar, Shelley Fabares, clams, seaweed, and poor ventilation.
DEAR GABBY: my vagina teen -- MINE MINE MINE IN MOUNT LAUREL, NJ
DEAR MINE: My Vagina Teen® is a popular collectors item from Has-been that is lovable, huggable, and wants to be your friend! You probably remember its jingle from the early 80s:
My Vagina Teen, My Vagina Teen...
I comb and brush her hair.
My Vagina Teen, My Vagina Teen
Tie a ribbon to show how much I care
My Vagina Teen, My Vagina Teen...
I take her wherever I go.
My Vagina Teen, My Vagina Teen...
Oh I love her so.
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DEAR HUNTING: Your mom wants to see you in Kingsport, Tennessee.
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2 comments:
I know. I had absolutely no idea what to literally make of that search string. I couldn't shake, though, how it sounded like a name for some freakish toy, thus the "My Little Pony" parody.
I'm open for interpretations. What the heck is someone looking for when they type "my vagina teen" into a search?
I just thought of something: a teenage girl looking for information about her body, geared to the teenage level.
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