Fox Reality: Isn't that an oxymoron?

Fox Reality Announces New Original Programming: ''MY BARE LADY'';
Transatlantic Co-Production with Zig Zag Productions Promises to ''Reveal All''

What happens when you take a group of American porn stars and thrust them on stage in London's famous theatre-land to perform a classic play?

Aren't writers hilarious with their clever double meanings? I wonder, will memorizing lines be hard on the performers? Will they succeed in fleshing out their characters? Will they stiffen during the audition? Will their performances really blow? Will they take a beating in reviews? Does it really take a journalism degree to write this shit, or just an overwhelming sense of privilege?

Gawds, what a titillating press release. Coming to a cable channel near you! Be sure to tune in and objectify!