What I did last night

That's right! I saw Jon Stewart and like N'il, I found it hard to remember what came before the puking dog. Good thing she made some mental notes!

The crying penis thing, I should note, was freaking hilarious.

Below is an an example of how crappy a camera phone captures something a mile away, wherein Jon is deconstructing the argument that condoms contribute to sexual activity. It will be hard to hear, so don't even try. The important part is that you get to hear my wonderful laugh near the end.