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Cool. Now all I have to do is find someone to have unprotected sex with on Dec. 5.
Nah, Dec 5 is a Tuesday. Who has sex on a Tuesday? Get it as a gift for a friend, even if you don't have a friend yet! Keep it on hand for possible future needs - that's the point. I know you know that, troublemaker.
I'm sorry - any sex i can get my hands on on a tuesday is mine; if i want to get someone a gift they can have embroidered hankies.
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Cool. Now all I have to do is find someone to have unprotected sex with on Dec. 5.
Nah, Dec 5 is a Tuesday. Who has sex on a Tuesday? Get it as a gift for a friend, even if you don't have a friend yet! Keep it on hand for possible future needs - that's the point. I know you know that, troublemaker.
I'm sorry - any sex i can get my hands on on a tuesday is mine; if i want to get someone a gift they can have embroidered hankies.
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