My kid is smarter than your president

See, when I catapulted the propoganda that our goal was "to replace more than 75 percent of our oil imports from the Middle East by 2025," in my STFU speechification yesterday, I really meant... see, the intelligence was misunderestimated, heh. See, imports are good for the economy. It's commerce. [condescending head bob] Commerce... is what makes Merika strong. [smirk] I am all for commerce. And freedom. So our goal is actually to incease oil imports from the Middle East 239% by 2025. Heh.

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