Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Autonomy for sale


The manly Gen J.C. Christian has graciously laid claim to a wayward uterus, surely following in the footsteps of rabid Wildcat fan Dr. James Guiler. In a gung-ho capitalist society such as ours, it won't be long before some enterprising woman attracts attention from the likes of goldenpalace.com to brand her uterus. They'd just have to outbid congress.

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