Homeland Insecurity: Terrorizing Your Kids
BRIAN DOYLE, THE DEPUTY PORN SECRETARY
Brian is a dad and internet child porn "domestic spy". He is an explorer who loves taking adolescent females in your family on illicit sexual adventures! An all-around sick sack of shit, he keeps his perverted misogyny in great shape by explaining "in graphic detail the sexual acts he want[s] to perform", engaging in "explicit telephone conversations", and sending "hard-core pornographic movie clips" online to the what he thinks is a 14 year-old girl. He sees himself as "grooming a child for sex", and with confidence and audacity shares his real name, title, photo, and phone numbers with his victims. A great asshat, he encourages children to get webcams.Here's a little more about Brian:
HE LOVES: Making friends! He chats online with every underage female he meets and loves to learn all about them. Brian knows that every girl has a special story and something great to share with him via webcam.
SKILLS: He has an amazing sense of entitlement and a security clearance, too!
HOBBY: Pedophilia (internet soliciting). He can tap out vulgar, explicit crap to you kids online, and expect to get away with it!
JAIL TIME: "Charged with seven counts of use of a computer to seduce a child and 16 counts of transmission of harmful material to a minor", he'll be a hit in his cell block!
for the NNAF
5 comments:
Well done. You said everything I would have said if I was better at being snarky ;)
Seriously though, this man disgusts me. And the fact that he is not the only one out there absolutely enrages me.
I honestly do NOT understand how they have the audacity to do these things. It's absolutely disgusting. Blech.
There was so much going through my head when I saw this story I couldn't get a thought out edgewise. "Rex" the mountain lion from homeland security's ready kids site gave me a jumping off point, so I spent way too much time on snark graphics, and the text is just a takeoff of the Rex page. I suppose that's why, when something pisses me off THAT much, I have to snark. It gives me a framework to begin with. Otherwise I just sit gape-mouthed in disbelief.
I love your spin on this!
Seriously, there's been so many horrible things going on I haven't been able to figure out which one to rant about!
Yes, I need to learn some snarking. Like Kat said - it allows us to laugh instead of cry. Totally breaks up the tension, which is necessary!
You are the master of snark.
And agreed with Kat and lelyons-thanks for making us laugh instead of cry.
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