Carnival of the Misogynists
Today we meet vaginaphobic commenter Wally, who thinks men should get the same right to "opt-out" of parenthood that women do. Supposedly getting out of child support by saying the magic phrase "I don't want a kid" sometime after depositing his seed is equal to getting an abortion or being pregnant for 9 months and giving birth. So far Wally does not seem to be interested in acquiring his own uterus so he can do these things and be all "equal", while his imaginary girlfriend trots off into the sunset to knock up the next guy with a clear conscience.
Oh, I'm picking out a Uterus for you
Not an ordinary uterus for you
But the extra best uterus you can buy
with vinyl
and stripes
and a cup built right in!
I'm picking out a Uterus for you
And maybe a barometer too.
And what else can I buy,
so on me you will rely,
a rear-end thermometer too.
for the NNAF
8 comments:
LOL, love the song!
I'll let Carl Reiner know. :)
Where did you find the knitted uterus with fallopian tubes?
Click on it! Even better, see what Marcus did with it. Warning: not safe to view if bladder is not empty.
Oh, that is beautiful. The Womb of Doom!
Gods, I couldn't get through it. When these fucktards show up at my site I just can't help but reword their comment to say something like, "I agree completely with everything that has been said here today" :)
I can't stand the trolls and the crap they spout just makes me infuriated.
BB, they ammended his last comment (41) with "Using my Dipshit Troll-to-English dictionary this post means:
I can’t refute anything, I can’t provide evidence for my misogynistic bullshit, and I can’t get laid. Therefore, I’ll just evade and post more fluff and hope that no one notices." After that, *poof* he magically disappeared.
I seriously need to learn how to knit that uterus with fellopian tubes. It would be a great addition to my collection.
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